Week 38 - Andrew - Sin

Bless me father for I have sinned. This week, I have broken the majority of these commandments in some sense. 

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
   Thursday Night - at my boss' leaving drinks, I definitely prayed to the god of beer to bless me with a reprieve from his horrible punishment. He did not bless me.
   
2. You shall not make idols.
   I am almost certain I have stroked my car this week. That's not normal.
   
3. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
   Jesus Christ - how is this still a sin?
   
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
   Certainly remembered that it was Sunday - but a roast chicken and a documentary about Kurt Cobain was as holy as it got. (there were serious holes in the documentary's theory)
   
5. Honor your father and your mother.
   I mean, I don't think I've...dis-honoured them? Certainly made different choices than they'd make...
   
6. You shall not murder.
   While I didn't actually murder anyone, after a good sales meeting, I did say that 'we killed it'. Which is a worse sin than murder.
   
7. You shall not commit adultery.
   No, I didn't do this. On an unrelated note - If I die, please just delete my internet history. Better yet - just burn my computer.
   
8. You shall not steal.
   I work for an un-named tech company. there are snack racks. I haven't paid for chewing gum in a year.
   
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
   Wierdly, I'm not sure I did this one. wait! no, I did! I was horrible about someone's facebook pictures.
   
10. You shall not covet.
     There was very little I didn't covet. Especially food! I certainly coveted a sandwich I saw a guy eating. 

10/10  - ACHEIVEMENT COMPLETE!