Week 26 - Andrew - Kissing

HUMAN MALE MANUAL

Chp 2 EXTR 1

KISSING

Under normal functionality, you can expect the following KISS settings from your human. Variant settings below.

Kiss from your human’s mother

Kiss from your human’s father

Kiss from your human’s best friend when human is a child

Kiss from your human’s  mother (Human may experience embarrassment ages 6-18)

Kiss from your father (again, Human may experience embarrassment ages 6-18. Expect phrases such as: ‘Get off, god!’)

Your human will recognise that friends are kissing girls? For real?

First Kiss (That your human will tell friends about)

First Kiss (Previous case will not involve kissing, this will be first actual kiss)

Kissing someone your human really fancies.

Kissing someone who really fancies your human.

Not kissing someone your human love with the heart-searing pain that only your human understands. (Your human and Radiohead. God, unrequited love at 16 is intense!)

Kissing someone your human doesn’t fancy.

Kissing someone your human doesn’t like.

Kissing someone who makes your human not like themselves. (NOT RECOMMENDED)

Drunk Kissing.

Drunk Kissing 2: Your human reeks of cigarettes

Drunk Kissing Redux: Mystery aftertaste. Your human will experience the following aftertastes: curry, vomit, taco Fries, bacardi breezer)

Bad Kissing

Good Kissing

The Kiss that changes everything

Your Human may Kiss the Bride

NOTE, The following exceptions apply:

If your human is SEAL:

Kiss from a Rose.

If your human is in the Mafia:

Kiss of Death

If your human is Gene Simmons:

KISS