Week 40 - Laura - drunk

The word ‘drunk’ is so boring.

Going forward I’m going to try use some of these alternative words or phrases instead:

I was Moulin Rouged

I was pixelated

I was overcome

I was jiggered

I was pickled

My head was full of bees

I was cabbaged

I was boiled as an owl

I was on a toot

My wits were muddled

I couldn’t see a hole in a ladder

I couldn’t lie down without holding on

I was measuring paths upside down

I was three sheets to the wind

I was drunk as a wheelbarrow

I’d taken off my considering cap

I lost my rudder

I had my wobbly boots on